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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 3 part 2

szaleniec1000 Dec 16, 2011 14:31

It turns out that the Featureless Plane of Disembodied Dialogue is a great place for running.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 3 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 2 part 3

szaleniec1000 Dec 08, 2011 16:59

Happy birthday, sickbritkid!

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 2, concluded )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 22 part 1

szaleniec1000 Aug 14, 2011 18:44

In which all the conflict in their bonding as a family continues to be swept aside as if it was never there in the first place.
( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 22 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 16 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 21, 2011 03:40

The ball approaches. More like the load of balls.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 16, continued (NSFW) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 16 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jun 20, 2011 03:10

The fail is coming thick and fast, so I'm going to carry on with the two-parters just to keep the updates a manageable size.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 16 (NSFW) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 15 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 16, 2011 03:17

It continues.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 15 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Retrospective and Chapter 40

szaleniec1000 Jan 10, 2011 14:34

As this is the fortieth chapter (yay?) let's take a look at the highlights (lowlights?) so far.

( long list, some NSFW descriptions )

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Deserving Chapter 37

szaleniec1000 Dec 29, 2010 19:42

It's been a while since Deserving has actually given us a sex scene, and believe me Chapter 37 more than makes up for lost time.
( So it's NSFW. )

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Well, I'm recovering from last night's ill-advised excess of Żywiec on the pretext of being snowed in, so might as well take advantage of the hotel's free unmetered internet access (!) to sharpen my spork and get stuck in.
( Deserving Chapter 33 )

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Deserving Chapter 22

szaleniec1000 Oct 29, 2010 23:40

Deserving is like My Immortal with better spelling. You'd think it'd be impossible for it to get any lulzier after the line that inspired this icon, but somehow it manages it. Remember we're less than halfway through the story so far, and it's still got plenty to throw at us.
( Starting with Chapter 22. )

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